I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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