Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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