I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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