Christians are straight up FREAKS
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
