I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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