oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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