I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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