What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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