that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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