Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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