i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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