Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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