I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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