Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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