We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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