Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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