Sponge bath it is.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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