He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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