my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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