You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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