So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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