So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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