it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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