Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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