every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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