after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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