Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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