biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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