Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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