and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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