I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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