Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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