About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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