God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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