You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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