Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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