CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The dick lei will go down in squad history
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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