At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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