you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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