I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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