i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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