My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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