he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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