so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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