I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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