Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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