I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I touched a dick in church today
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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