Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He better not be in your backpack
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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