I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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