And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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