she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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