are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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