8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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