would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
only you would photoshop your dick
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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